Din and Tonic

I read Safire, chased him with Kristof and a hit of Barry, and thought...

Nicholas Kristof’s jeremiad from East Africa make this dad sad and mad.
Dave Barry’s columnical satires lifts my spirits higher than Safire’s.
Sad, funny, or abecedarian, the pundits opinions are often contrarian.
Their Din and Tonic gets you thinkin’ that fairness is rareness,
and Denmark is stinkin’.
Irvine, California
May 16, 2003